So, The female celebrity comes back hoping

that the AD has gotten a sense of reality and manners…

“May I see the layout you want me to do please?” she said.

The AD hands it to her.

“Ok.. ito ba yon gusto mong manyari?”

“Exactly.” The AD said.

“Ah no problem wait ha…”

She sits down again and does the pose exactly on the paper.

Five shots pa lang and she stands up again.

She approaches my monitor and puts up the paper beside it.

Amazingly, the paper and the monitor looks the same.

“Oh ayan eksakto di ba?” the celebrity says.

“Ah…” the AD wanted to say more but he was interrupted.

“Yan ang approved di ba?” the celebrity continued.

“Yes, but.. ” still looking for words to say.

The celebrity smiled, “That’s what the client wanted, correct?”

“Yes, it’s perfect nga but we need options.” The AD replied.

“Sus. Sinabi mo na nga perfect, walang ng gaganda pa sa perfect!

Ok I feel my job here is done. Thank you guys for coming and goodnight.”

Walks out and female celeb does so without looking back. Deadma.

The AD had to explain to client why the female celeb had to walk out.

*PUNCHLINE:

The AD had me stay to shoot other things that surrounded the celeb for safety daw. It was a stupid and futile exercise to compensate for what had happened. I was getting so pissed at this but as you all know, my patience is bought.

So I asked my studio manager if this was worth my time.. he said yes.

Then I will perform…

We ended at 3am, and when finally saw the ad,

he basically murdered the layout. It turned out like a college project.

Oh the best part of this all….

I didn’t know I was working with him again the next day.

Yan magandang story also, kasi consistent sya.

This time it was a male celebrity….. who almost punched him!

(he eventually walked out on the shoot too)